Tuesday, June 28, 2005

The End Is Nigh

In the "I wish I was reading the Onion" category:

"DYLAN SIGNS DEAL WITH STARBUCKS
Rock superstar Bob Dylan has signed a new deal to allow an exclusive CD of his music to be sold in branches of Starbucks Coffee.
"Dylan: Live at the Gaslight 1962" will feature 10 previous unreleased tracks recorded at the beginning of his career in New York's famous Gaslight Cafe -- and will only be available to fans who visit a branch of Starbucks.
Dylan is the latest in a string of stars to sign deals with the company, which has become a massive force in the American music industry -- a quarter of sales of the late Ray Charles' recent album, Genius Loves Company, 775,000 copies, were sold at Starbucks."


The end cometh, my friends. The horsemen are saddling up, and the frogs are preparing to rain upon us. Grab the whiskey and hit the shelter: it's gonna be a long night.

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