Ted Stevens Has Been Pulling Massive, Massive Tubes

Much ado has been made of late about Ted “The Internet Is Not a Big Truck” Stevens’ comments regarding the internet a few days ago. The Daily Show had a great piece on it, and the topic is already very close to dead horse status.

That being said, this techno remix absolutely kills me (via wonkette):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtOoQFa5ug8&eurl=

The question is: is the internet not a big truck because all the big trucks are stuck in traffic on his pork-laden "Bridge to Nowhere"?