Bend Over and Take It Like a Good American

'Favorite part of Morford's SF Chronicle article regarding americans being too fat for traditional needles to be effective. Our butts are so goddamn big these days that physicians are now being advised to use longer, stronger needles so that the medicines get to the intended target. I'm guessing that this is particularly true in Missouri, if I use my office center as a representative example. There are some very large asses in this place.

"Health is a change in the way you think, the way you tread the world, the way you kiss and screw and lick and chew, the way you hold your
space, hold your lover, let the spirit move and dance and evolve and how you laugh in the face of religious scowling and crass junk-food marketing and heartless neocon smirks.

Because truly, we are in a place now where evolution is scowled upon, increased awareness is discouraged and excess is our national birthright. What the hell did we expect? Lean, nimble and strong? Of course not. Now bend over and take this two-foot needle in your butt like a good American. "

Amen. I'm off to the food court to grab me a funnel fryer and talk about gawd, homos, and killing shit.