Man Shot By Cheney "Very Stable"
Apparently Vice President Cheney shot his hunting partner, who to no surprise to me turns out to be a lawyer, while quail hunting over the weekend.
Other than being evil, the guy is fine. Which means we can make fun of him. Favorite parts to the AP story:
"In 1999, then-Gov. George W. Bush named him to the state Funeral Services Commission, which had been stung by allegations of widespread corruption and mismanagement in the industry."
-No shit? A Bush appointee stung by allegations? And further: how big is the funeral industry in Texas as to need a Funeral services Commission? All those executions, I guess. And how inept must one be to mismanage dead people?
"Katharine Armstrong, the ranchÂs owner, told The Associated Press that the accident occurred after Cheney, Whittington and another hunter got out of a car to shoot at a covey of quail."
-So these guys are DRIVING around the ranch, looking for shit to shoot? Didn't their mamas teach them that fat, drunk, LAZY and stupid is no way to go through life?
Other than being evil, the guy is fine. Which means we can make fun of him. Favorite parts to the AP story:
"In 1999, then-Gov. George W. Bush named him to the state Funeral Services Commission, which had been stung by allegations of widespread corruption and mismanagement in the industry."
-No shit? A Bush appointee stung by allegations? And further: how big is the funeral industry in Texas as to need a Funeral services Commission? All those executions, I guess. And how inept must one be to mismanage dead people?
"Katharine Armstrong, the ranchÂs owner, told The Associated Press that the accident occurred after Cheney, Whittington and another hunter got out of a car to shoot at a covey of quail."
-So these guys are DRIVING around the ranch, looking for shit to shoot? Didn't their mamas teach them that fat, drunk, LAZY and stupid is no way to go through life?
posted by Jason Lott at 7:50 AM
1 Comments:
yo
good one. you forgot the best part, something Cheney "Peppered him pretty good".
fucking fucktards
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