Payton

When the dog vomits he eats it right back up before I can get to it and clean it up. Should I be revolted by the sheer disgusting-ness of this, or grateful for him for relieving me of the need to clean it up? It's completely vile...but he's doing it to make me happy, right?

Either way, I give him a treat every time it happens. Helluva party trick.